Meet Ronnie, The Situation and Vinnie, the three macho stars of Jersey Shore, who love nothing more than putting their penises into anonymous local vaginas. But that’s not stopping The Village Voice from putting these 3 guys and their 18 abs combined onto the cover of The Queer Issue, facts that add up to combine easily the best thing we’ve seen all day.
The boys claim they were “tricked” into posing for the cover. But considering The Situation was one of the presenters at the NewNowNext Awards, we hope these guys can handle the meat heat. I mean, seriously, who doesn’t love a good GTL more than a gay guy?
Also, while we’re on the subject, if someone wouldn’t mind whipping up a documentary about Guidos on the Down Low? That would be great, manx so much.
