Forgive us if this video from 2006 already made the viral rounds years ago, but somehow, someway, it managed to escape our gaydars. The concept… is simple: A small, ginger-headed boy flanked by two dancers sings “Candyman” at a school recital. But, as you will see, it is oh so much more than that.
I believe Youtube commenter Xello998 put it best when he said:
It’s like elderly intercourse. The Candyman just cut off my penis, covered it in hot fudge and served it to me, and I actually ate it.
On point. Though this kid’s booty poppin’ is almost good enough to secure him a seat on the next season of Basketball Wives.
Justin Bieber, get your glove dry-cleaned. I do believe this is a challenge to a duel.
