There have been uh-plennnnty of times in my lifetime where I will be riding the NYC subway listening to music, good music, and every fiber of my being (that’s hundreds of thousands of fibers) will feel the urge to stop, drop, and roll (My preferred fance move. Yes, fance.) down the aisle to the beat of the tune. Sadly, a little thing called “being reasonable” and “normal human instinct” will kick in, and my dancasies come to a crashing halt. As George Costanza once so famously said, “We are living in a society!”
So the question I present to you now is: What kind of society is this man living in?
And, more importantly, what the f-ck is he listening to that is just that good? Leave your guesses in the comments.











