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21 June
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Moving? Maybe This Pinnochio Style Marionette Sex Doll Can Help

There is just no way this is the most efficient way to move.  It is, however, without question the creepiest way to move.  By the way, this video is totally NSFAAT (Not Safe For Anyone Any Time).  Also it is a real commercial that they play on real TV with the hopes that real people will not be made terrified.

“No longer can we in good conscience keep helping people move by using 4 guys, boxes, tape, and a truck.  From here on out, we will move like the pilgrims did when they came over on the actual Mayflower for which our company is named.  Like them, we will construct a 30 foot tall marionette doll in a pink dress that will left boxes and blink slowly.”  – Mayflower CEO just before being arrested for some seriously sick sh*t.

If you’ve never read about the uncanny valley, now is the time to do it.  Your brain isn’t supposed to like things like this.

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