Tonight on Top Chef: D.C., 17 new cheftestants embark on a journey to Photoshoppedly re-enact Forrest Gump:
Of course, we’ll have full coverage of the Top Chef premiere on the blog tomorrow. By which I mean pictures of the contestants with talking bubbles next to them saying things they did not say. Hopefully the callus on my Photoshoppin’ finger hasn’t worn off since the Lost Finale…
Any Top Chef D.C. predictions? Leave ‘em in the comments. I predict that this guy will end up with the ring just before falling into the lava on Mount Doom.
