Here’s an aquarium in Japan featuring two teams of fish playing soccer against one another to honor the World Cup.
Just a quick refresher, in case anyone’s confused by this video — fish cannot play nor comprehend the rules of soccer, a human sport which requires legs and knowledge of rules, neither of which fish possess. They’re just swimming around, and also there’s a ball there:
Terrible! No organization, no communication – they’re not even swimming in the right direction half the time! THIS is the caliber of play at the Fish World Cup? Pathetic.
An aquarium in South Korea has taken a similar approach, putting Penguins in tiny soccer jerseys and pitting them against one another on a mini pitch. Guess what? The penguins are also terrible at soccer:
Horrible! Who coached these idiots? They’re playing like they don’t understand which teams they’re on or what anything is! Are we supposed to say “Ohhh, who cares, their teeny jerseys are adorable!” Psh. Embarrassing.
You animals suck at being forced to play human sports worse than the Today Show golfing dog.
