So, basically what’s happened is that Megan Fox got a new tattoo in honor of Mickey Rourke. From OhNoTheyDidnt:
Fox confessed that she feels a bond with Rourke because they are both celebrities who march to the beat of their own drummers and say what they feel. In fact, Fox’s admiration for Rourke goes so far that she got inked up in his honor.
“I actually got a tattoo that is sort of in honor of him,” she revealed. “It’s on my ribs [...] I just love him very much and think he’s very special.”
We can’t tell from recent pictures what they tattoo says, but we can guess. Oh boy, how we can guess. And I know what you’re all thinking. But she says the tattoo is only “sort of” in honor of Rourke, so that rules out anything so direct as “Hey Mickey you’re so fine; you’re so fine you blow my mind.” What we have to do now is figure out what kind of tattoo in paragraph form could be in honor of Mickey Rourke, but not overtly about Mickey Rourke. Here’s one possibility: “Because I don’t give a s**t! Shrevie. who cares about what’s on the flip side of a record?” That’s a line that Ellen Barkin says to Daniel Stern in the 1982 movie, Diner, a movie that Mickey Rourke was in! Now that’s what I call sort-of-in-honor-of-Mickey-Rourke.
Now you guys try it. Try to come up with some lines of text that are sort of in honor of Mickey Rourke. It will be fun a thing that you do because you’re bored at work.
