Here’s a fake trailer Funny Or Die made with Ralph Macchio. It’s funny, it’s cute, it highlights how nice Macchio is. There’s even a Molly Ringwald cameo. Sorry, spoiler. But, really, this post serves as a reason to mention the new Karate Kid movie, starring Jaden Smith. My friend and colleague Michelle Collins would like it to be known that Jaden, though a child, is a jerk-child, who she is almost positive (“98 percent sure”) pushed Jackie Chan on the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. That’s some insider gossip, y’all. Don’t know why I am Michelle’s spokesperson, I’m pretty sure she has other methods of communicating with you, but we won’t dwell on that. Also, if you watched Michelle’s hilarious red carpet outtake segment, you catch her calling Jaden “Jaded” Smith. ‘Cause he is OVER it. OK, here’s the video:
I just can’t believe that he’s 48 years old. That’s crazy. He’s like Dorian Gray* or Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her. Before their bodies fall apart. I really hope someone out there enjoys a good Death Becomes Her reference. Who else had eternal youth? I don’t know. Also, nice use of your indie music, F.O.D. The National, Arcade Fire? Coupled with Macchio’s mellifluous voice, I could just listen to this fake trailer.
*I’m shady on my Dorian Gray details. I think that’s a correct reference. If it’s not, don’t tell me. Ignorance, bliss, etc. (JK, I’ll Wiki it later)
