Smoking Baby, Meet Drinking Toddler. Drinking Toddler, Smoking Baby.

The two-packs-a-day baby? Totally last month. Also he’s probably dead.

June 2K10 is all about this beer-drinking toddler. In fact, I’m officially declaring this month to be “Drinking Toddler Month”. Did I mention I’m the mayor of this towne now? I have a sash that says “MAYOR” on me, so anything I say counts.

Smoking baby and drinking toddler both hitting the ‘nets just weeks apart? There’s only one logical conclusion — kids these days are really frickin’ cool.