Shakira Releases Disturbingly Hips-Free Song For World Cup

Shakira released a song for the World Cup honoring her native Colombia, Africa, appropriately entitled “Hips Don’t Soccer”.

Just KIDSing! It’s actually entitled “Waka Waka”, meaning she can expect a call from Fozzie’s people any minute now. Which is exactly the controversy they’re hoping for.

Here’s the music video. It’s also a deleted scene on the Love Guru DVD: