In Sports, There Are Jinxes, And Then There’s Justin Bieber Holding The Stanley Cup

I’m not sure what exactly Justin Bieber is jinxing by holding hockey’s Stanley Cup in these pictures (the universe?), but we can safely say that that thing has been thoroughly jinxed. I know the dude’s from Canada, but I’m from the U.S. and that doesn’t give me the right to juggle the Lombardi Trophy over my head just because my smile also inspired millions of tweens into their first sexual awakenings.

More jinxtacular pics in the gallery below, including one of Harry Connick Jr, obviously: