Check Out The All New Mazda Kevin

I saw this parked outside of an auto repair shop two blocks from my apartment.  I wonder if it gets better gas mileage than the Honda Josh.

Come on, Kevin.  Vanity plates are one thing (one awful thing), but you can’t just put your name on your car and make it look like your car is called by your name.  If that was allowed I would have driven a bad ass 2001 Ford Noah Hatchback in high school.