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2 June
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DOLL PARTS: Courtney Love Sports New Face

How apropos. Twitter’s BFF Courtney Love rolled into an opening at New York’s Museum of Modern Art looking like many of the rearranged faces found on the very walls of the institution. Yes, folks, this is the new and improved Courtney Love, now with 90 percent less nostril.

The weird thing is, she kind of looks good, especially given how Courtney has looked in the past. But she just doesn’t seem to have that same spark, of face, of let’s say the moment a stranger started breast feeding her outside of a Wendy’s There was a Courtney we recognize… and miss. I don’t know about you, but the above Courtney is one scalpel slice and painted on goatee away from looking David Gest-ian.

Above is a timeline of Courtney’s face. Make sure to click through the gallery to fully understand this change. Courtney, we beg your crazy ass to cut it out. Not literally. If only so Kurt recognizes you when your cloud floats up to heaven 100 years from now.

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