I know you’ve all been breathlessly following the Matt Lauer infidelity scandal. Well guess what? Alexis Houston, the woman who has been connected as a possible mistress to Lauer held a press conference to say that she never had sex with him. Cool, I don’t care. But then Page Six went and found out…she used to be a man! And her name was Wellington Houston, which has to be the most AWESOME former man name ever! To be clear, the fact that she was once a man does not preclude her from having sex with Lauer, these two facts could have nothing to do with each other. It’s just that if he did indeed sleep with her, it gets a tad more embarrassing for him. I don’t feel like he did, he seems like good people. Though maybe a bit glib (High fives!). Point being, I’m liking this twist on a story that I was only tangentially aware of.
Reports Page Six:
According to one source who has known the singer for years, Wellington had sex-change surgery three years ago after a man fell in love with the cross-dressing singer and paid for the operation.
“She told me they got married in Niagara Falls,” said our source, “but they have since separated.”
Niagra Falls! What a regular pair of Pam and Jim’s! Oh, and also she claimed to be the cousin of Whitney Houston? To defraud an eldery doctor? Then Whitney Houston sued her? Lot of stuff going on with this lady.
Hey, guess what movie this reminds me of??????
SOAPDISH!!!
Matt Lauer will be playing the roles of both Kevin Kline and Robert Downey Jr. and Alexis Houston will be playing Cathy Moriarty.
Soapdish, guys. Soapdish.
