Gosh, I love me a good piece of Tim Curry news. What constitutes a good piece of Tim Curry news? ANY Tim Curry news!! Reports Broadwayworld.com:
Tim Curry will guest star on CBS’ ‘Criminal Minds’ season finale episode ‘Our Darkest Hour.’ As previously reported, Curry will play a serial killer in Los Angeles who preys on his victims in the dark, killing entire families except for one left alive to remember.
Woah. That sh*t is dark. This is sort of like in Clue when he manipulated his guests into killing all of the informants, such as Yvette, the Maid and The Singing Telegram. Or in IT when he played a serial killer clown. Not so much like Spamalot. Set your television recording devices!
Also, I would like to add, if anyone of you is technologically minded out there, would you please develop a Tim Curry App for the iPhone. Yeah, I have a motherf*cking iPhone. Also, an iPod. Because both of those things are impressive. Point being, I would like to receive Tim Curry updates in real time and from the convenience of my phone. If he were on Twitter, that might sate my insatiable thirst for Curry, but I really don’t think he is. Because when you search “Tim Curry and Twitter” a lot of dudes who sound nothing like Tim Curry come up. I need this. It would be my favorite app EVAH and that would include actual appetizers. We could work together and do fun things with it like have sound bites and such. Tim Curry based games. Really, anything Tim Curry related. Help a sister out.
