Well, the fine people behind porn have done it again. They’ve crushed an actress’ dream gone ahead and made a Glee porn parody. Swapping autotune for autopoon, the casting directors have really outdone themselves in finding paid sex workers who look and kind of sound like your favorite Glee cast members (secret pun!). You’ve got:
- Porn Rachel: Looks like Lea Michelle, and sounds like her, despite the fact that she hasn’t been a virgin since the age of 14.
- Porn Mercedes: All the weight from her body has gone straight to her chest and ass.
- Porn Mr. Schuester: Their chins are exactly alike, but Porn-Schue is like 60 years old.
- Porn Sue Sylvester: Exactly the same.
- Other Asian: Other Asian.
The biggest surprise, it seems, is that the Glee Porn Parody isn’t the gayest porn ever made. Language is NSFW, but we suggest risking it to hear their all-too-catchy version of “We Will F**k You.”
