Meet Wenlock and Mandeville, the official creepy-ass mascots of the 2012 London Summer Games!
Why would an iconic global sporting event choose to be represented by two soulless eye monsters in futuristic erection-magnifying spacesuits? There were plenty of other mascots to choose from – just off the top of our heads, Sarah Walker and I propose the following 10 Less Creepy Potential Mascots For The London Olympic Games:
10. Tim Curry from “It”
9. The Sloth Guy from “Se7en”
8. Stanley Tucci from “The Lovely Bones”
7. Mombi from “Return To Oz”
6. Tim Curry from “Legend”
5. The Blood from “The Shining”
4. Telly from “Kids”
3. Megan Fox’s Thumbs
2. Tim Curry
1. The First 10 Minutes Of “Up”
Other mascot suggestions? Leave ‘em in the comments.
