Worst Wedding DJ? Or Just Boob-Slappingest?

This should never happen.

I mean, I’m not a wedding DJ myself, so I’ve never really been “in the trenches” as they may or may not say (I don’t know, cause I’ve never been in the trenches), but I am still very sure that this should never happen.

I’m also not a wedding DJ supervisor, so again, I might not be totally correct here, although wedding DJ supervisors are probably ex wedding DJs, so this point is probably moot, but again, I am still very very sure that this should never happen: