Problem that doesn’t exist? Check.
Exclamation-point-filled claims that look like 60s Batman tv show sound effects? Check.
Zooming stock photos and nondescript banjo music? Check.
By golly, it looks like we got ourselves a perfect low-budget commercial for Little Giant Blueberry Plants, the second-best way to get blueberries EVER!
Best part of the commercial? The U.S. Plant Expert, obviously:
I trust that dude. If there was a problem with the blueberry plants, I’m sure the federal plant expert wouldn’t be as obviously disinterested/stoned.
Can I get a second opinion from the Simpsons’ scientician?
(via Matt Little)
