This is a big week for me in the finding-out-new-things-about-Sandra-Bullock arena. But this isn’t a post about Sandra Bullock. No way. This is a post about George Lopez. But first I have to start with Sandra Bullock
Earlier in the week, I learned Sandra Bullock had a baby, and then I learned the baby had a Jewish circumcision, and today I learned from People Magazine that the baby’s uncle is George Lopez. Wait, what? No, you read that right. George Lopez and Sandra Bullock are such good friends, apparently, that George Lopez has declared himself a “proud uncle” of Sandra Bullock’s new adopted baby. I didn’t know you could do that — just declare yourself an uncle. But, anyway, the most impressive part of the article was not so much that George Lopez is friends with Sandra Bullock or that he has uncle declaration powers. The most impressive part was that George Lopez had so many other famous friends. Apparently when he answered questions for People Magazine, he was playing golf and was “joined at the golf outing by celebrity friends including Samuel L. Jackson, Tim Allen, Don Cheadle and Hilary Duff .”
Wow. Quite an eclectic assortment of friends. How did Geroge Lopez pick his friends? Was somebody like, “Quick, George Lopez, name four random celebrity now!” And he was like, “Uhhhh, Samuel L. Jackson….Don Cheadle….Tim The-Tool-Man Taylor… and that girl from the show about Jerry Maguire’s daughter or whatever.” And then, because the person asking the question was actually a magical curse genie, all those people became his friends.
The moral of the story is this: when a genie asks you to name 4 random celebrities, be careful. They might all end up being your golf buddies.
