Can you imagine the look of delight and joy on any mother’s face to see this little guy’s legs hanging out of you on the delivery table?
I’ll tell you this much: I would be OVER THE FREAKING MOON to cradle the nubby glass bones of Einstein, the Smallest Horse in the World, who, at only 9 lbs., currently weighs less than I did as a newborn (9 lb 11 oz., or the size of a children’s bowling ball). And at only 14 inches high…
He is muuuuuuuch cuter than even this most British of English blond children. But the only thing standing between me and my dream of birthing a horse the size of a Happy Meal? Einstein’s Mother, ie The Most Psyched Horse To Ever Be Alive:
UPDATE: Now with video…
Game ovary.
