On this week’s episode of Quirky Celebrity Says Quirky-Ass Thing In Interview That Becomes The Headline For That Interview Theatre (they said my show title was too long to ever work, but I showed them, dammit! It’s the number one show ever), Vincent Kartheiser, aka Pete from Mad Men, aka Bad IMDB Picture Havey McGee, talks about not having a toilet at his Los Angeles residence:
“Like, I don’t have a toilet at the moment. My house is just a wooden box. I mean I am planning to get a toilet at some point. But for now I have to go to the neighbours. I threw it all out.”
QUIRKO! This muthalova’ be quirky!
So why no toilet, Quirk Cameron?
“I don’t have a lot of money. I get some from Mad Men. But I don’t think I’m rich…”
“Maybe that’s where I am going wrong. TV is very different from where it was 10 years ago. There are so many more channels, so much less ad money; contracts have gone through the floor you know, at least mine have.
Makes sense — cable doesn’t bring in the same ad revenue that network does, so how could actor Vincent Kartheiser have a toilet? He could not.
I mean, I have a toilet at my apartment, but I’m effin’ RAKING in those sweet blogger bucks, so I can’t really speak to how a struggling actor three seasons into a hit tv show might spend what little dough he scrapes together. Vh1 pays me a giant diamond-studded gold dollar sign for every word I type, so I just gathered like four or five hundred of those and traded them for a toilet a couple months ago, and it was worth it — way easier than sh*tting on a giant pile of gold dollar signs.
