Say what you will about Countess Luann De Lesseps — she’s a tucker, she’s supah-rude, she’s superior to all mortal human beings, she’s a robot with a d*ck — but one thing is certain: She’s a robot with a d*ck.
Here is her latest single, which has been blasting out of her robo-D here in the Vh1 offices for the past few hundred droid-peens — we mean hours! — much to everyone’s delight!! It’s called “Elegance is Learned,” because the Countess fancies herself some sort of MAN-ners (penisjokehere) guru. If she was an actor on Night Court, her name would be Johnson Etiquette, both because of her penis and her affinity for class.
The single was brought to our attention by DListed, but a simple download did not do this song justice. We’ve brought it to you below along with some of our favorite Luanne moments.
Honestly, having listened to it no less than 400 times now, we’re starting to kind of “get” it! This will be our theme at this summer’s Debut-Taint Balls (Famous Gay Porn Party):
Us right now:
PPS: Compared to this, Kim Zolciak is, like, a maniac genius parade of talent.
