If you missed last night’s Celebrity Apprentice, do not worry. at. all.
Sure, that means you missed glimpsing little Baron Von Trump, who is so WASPy that he actually flew away from the set and stung a lowly PA when Melania Trump wasn’t looking. Rumor has it Melania cracked a smile and caused the tectonic plates under 82 percent of Eastern Europe to shift.
That also means you missed watching Bret Michaels, the best guy around who just recently was taken to the hospital following a critical brain hemorrhage, doing what he does best: Being charming, funny, self-deprecating, and by far the most engaging of all the remaining Apprentii (other than world treasure Sharon Osbourne). (Side note: Bret, we love you.)
But what you really missed, what you absolutely could not afford to miss, was the all-time BEST CELEBRITY NAME DROP in the history of the assy medium. And, at only 7 seconds long, we’re pretty sure it’s also the shortest name drop ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, this clip comes to your courtesy of Cyndi Lauper, informing the oft-smug Holly Robinson Peete about all those she has contacted for donations. Watch as many times as you need to for the epicness to sink in:
As Dan put it earlier: “It sounds like the set-up for a hack comedian. What if Harvey Fierstein got bitten by a dog? (gruff voice) Oh my gawwud, I got bit by a dog. Is this your dog, Christopher Walken? (Walken voice) No, this is not (pause) my dog. I know who could settle (pause) this… we’ll call the dog (pause) police. It’s Robert De Niro!’ Cue sad wrinkle clown face and on and on and on.
