PHILADELPHIA — A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Phillies game…
Police say Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police captain and his daughter after a companion was kicked out for unruly behavior.
Ever have that feeling where you wake up suddenly in a panic, wondering if maybe this’ll be the day you go over to the internet and find out it’s no longer there, or it is there but everything’s suddenly not the worst thing ever? I had one of those this morning after I woke up from an awful nightmare where my friends and were hanging out outdoors in the really nice weather, being really active and feeling really good about ourselves. WHEW! Thank God that was short-lived.
Glad to see everything’s still normal, dudes are stil forcing themselves to vomit on off-duty cops and their daughters as revenge for getting in trouble for unruly behavior, and we can proceed with wasting our lives as scheduled.
