Having been an avid fan of The Price is Right for many, many, many years (every year I’ve been breathing), there are a few rules of thumb I’ve picked up along the way. Always put your Plinko chips in the middle. Bid conservatively. And when they offer you a small sum of money instead of a car, never, ever agree to it.
This rule has never been better exemplified than on this morning’s episode. Meet Corey. Corey is super handsome. Corey has always been a really lucky guy. But Corey decided not to test fate when playing The Bee Game for the chance at winning a PT Cruiser (the preferred vehicle of out of work London taxi drivers everywhere). So instead of seeing if he’d be driving away in novelty car bliss, he did the “right” thing and took the cash.
And then… this happened:
So there you have it, readers. Don’t be a p*ssy. Always, always go for the car.
In other news, my crush on Corey was still pretty real — after all, now the guy was $1,800 richer after taxes — that is until Drew asked him who he wanted to say hello to by the Big Wheel:
Someone, please CafePress me a t-shirt that says “I Wanna Say Hi To My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and Kenny.” Kenny, if you’re out there, Skype us ASAP.
