At least they’re honest. Very, very, very honest:
KAWAI BABY GRAND PIANO INVOLVED IN CRIME SCENE – $2500 (Hatfield PA)
Canary Yellow Baby Grand Piano made by Kawai. PLEASE NOTE: MY MOTHER WAS MURDERED WHILE PLAYING THIS PIANO. AS SUCH IT WAS INVOLVED IN A CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION AND STILL HAS GREEN STAINS FROM WHERE THE POLICE USED AMINO BLACK TO LOOK FOR FINGERPRINTS. The piano will need to be refinished – or can make for an interesting conversation piece. THE PHOTO IS OF THE PIANO IN ITS ORIGINAL CONDITION – IT DOES NOT SHOW THE DAMAGE LEFT BY THE CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION.
The piano has been in storage since the murder and will need to be tuned. You will be SOLELY responsible for moving it from the storage location.
It needs to be TUNED? What kind of two-bit, lazy-ass piano sale you runnin’ here, dude? Plus I’m not sure canary yellow really goes with my foyer motif. Those are the two reservations I have.
