From now on, it might be easier if we just report any time Hollywood’s not developing a thing into a movie. Actually, it’d be even easier if we all just jump ship right now. Like, build a huge ship the size of the world, get on it, then jump off of it. Ideally before reading the quoted text below, or failing that, milliseconds after:
20th Century Fox is developing a film based on the E*Trade talking babies. No. I am not making this up. Actress and writer Katie Dippold (“Parks and Recreation,” “MADtv”) is penning the script. And no. I’m not kidding. The film is a “mission movie,” about a group of talking babies trying to make their way across the playground.
With all due respect to the wonderful and hilarious Pete Holmes, the voice of the soon-to-be-titular baby, I’ll refer to a comment left by user Tsuyoikuma on the Marmaduke trailer post, “Which horseman is this? First, second, or third?” I think we can safely say that the above news would mark the subsequent horseman.
