Ellen Degeneres Comic Book Appeals To Not Comic Book Nerds, Not Comedians

Looking for the perfect thing to put in your Mary Worth Tote? How about this Ellen Degeneres Comic Book? For only $3.99, you can be the coolest kid in Stand-Up Comedy Summer Camp! Imagine all the adventures Ellen will go on in “The Case of the Matching Sweater Vests” and “Who Took My Sweater Vest?”

I ain’t even gonna front, I’d read a comic book illustrating her hit old school routine about airplanes. We just pray they don’t dedicate a chapter to her stint on American Idol so far…