Any internet video titled “Mortal Kombat Vs. Oregon Trail” carries the risk of just being lazy nostalgia, so I was skeptical to click this, but man, it’s exactly as awesome as a thing titled “Mortal Kombat Vs. Oregon Trail” should be, and perhaps more. I was hoping for like, 37 awesome and it’s like 45.
Though I was half-expecting Sub Zero to repeatedly sweep-kick the bison and the bison to call him “cheap,” then the computer to cheat and give Sub Zero cholera, but we’ll save those scenes for the DVD extras:
