- “So uh…you got any weed”
- “What do you worship here? Non-cats? That’s f*ckin’ weird.”
- “Excuse me, where is the dog face restroom?”
- “Hey, catch! OMG just kidding just kidding, LOL, sorry, had to!”
Leave your own captions in the comments. Can you do better that braindead, 6 pm Noah and me? If not, that statue really is gonna enslave us humans.












