Ellen Degeneres might not be the best thing to happen to American Idol, mainly because she doesn’t seem to have it in her to tear people to shreds. But that doesn’t mean she isn’t continuing her quest to make people happy, specifically with regard to the following video which has gone viral thanks to Degeneres’ generous tweet…
Meet Crystal Swing. They’re a family. They sing a song called “He Drinks Tequila.” They were born to go viral. Watching a brother and sister sing the lines “He drinks tequila, she talks dirty in Spanish” is internet’s musical equivalent to “Two Girls, One Cup”: It’s horrifying, but you can’t look away.
Really, we wish the Catholic Church would reconsider the whole Bar Mitzvah thing. Pretty sure this fam would go multi-zillionaire-platinum if they could just line up a steady gig…
(via ONTD)
