This week, Adam Lambert finds himself in Tokyo, Japan while on promoting the release of his album “For Your Entertainment” in Asia. And, it seems, Adam is already well aware of how you get a gaggle of Japanese people to fall in love with you. The steps are pretty simple:
Step 1: Cover yourself in leather and spikes.
Step 2: Wear liquid silver pants that make your crotch look like it was sent back from the future to kill another crotch.
Step 3: Paint your face up to look like a beautiful geisha of indeterminate gender.
Step 4: Basically be more Japanese and insane than any other person in Japan. (*Note: This step is impossible.)
Step 5: Rake in the ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥¥ ¥ ¥!
Looks like he followed all of these steps and more while performing at Club Eleven in Tokyo. Stare at the above GIF while listening to his album and snorting glitter off of the fur-tipped ear of a Lynx and it’s like you’re there. Check out more photos below.
