This Sunday, much to the pained chagrin of females from coast to coast, ABC’s Bachelor Jake Pavelka got down on his tanned, sexy knee to propose to Vienna, a girl who accidentally fell into her pappy’s alligator meat dehydrator. And the country’s collective heart imploded. Then we remembered… wait, they’re both idiots. And this will probably last about 3 days.
Well, good news! It’s officially lasted about 4 days. Jake and his new lady were seen walking around New York City just casually reminding people that they’re now engaged. Jake was also secretly shilling for this new time machine he’s invented which immediately transports you back to 1995 (nice beeper clip):
And if you think it’s easy for them to walk down New York City’s “Avenue of Thresholds,” think again…
She’s not as light as she looks:
Still, I can’t help but love these adorable idiots. They have no idea what they’ve gotten themselves into clearly:
We can’t wait til he falls in love with his Dancing with the Stars partner…
