- The Canadian hockey team beat the United States 3-2 in overtime to win the gold medal in the final event of the 2010 Olympics. Bastards… wanna go double or nothing on March tourism revenue?
- As for the final medal count, the US led the way with 37 medals, 7 more than Germany, but Canada managed 14 golds to the US’s 9. But the real winner here is Norway, because, c’mon, they’re Norway. Way to go Norway!
- In non-Olympic news, Snooki and Vinny from Jersey Shore are both fine after glass fell from the ceiling at a party and landed close to them. Vinny immediately struck back by sleeping with the glass’s girlfriend.
- The fourth Shrek movie will open the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival in New York. The film is a gritty indie pic about a drug-addled, down-on-his-luck green dude in Postwar Germany who shows his penis a lot.
- Roger Ebert has been given a computerized “voice” by a Scottish tech company, which he’ll debut on Oprah this week. Said Michael Bay, “Awww, crap.”
