Another trailer for the Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan‘s new Karate Kid movie hit the web today. It features lots of new footage proving that it is NOTHING like the original 1984 movie. See, that one took place in California. This one is in China! Totally different. Look, they are on that big wall thing. Totally new movie here.
Also, Jaden is clear to point out that Jackie Chan is like Yoda, NOT Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi doesn’t exist in this time line.
The new catch phrase for this movie is really “Jacket on, jacket off”? I know “Wax on, wax off.” I’ve served with “Wax on, wax off.” You, sir, are no “Wax on, wax off.”
