This coming September, the U.S. is officially changing the name of the Iraq War — currently known as “Operation Iraqi Freedom” — to “Operation New Dawn,” in order to reflect the nation’s reduced military involvement and to get people to subliminally associate the war with Twilight.
While “Operation New Dawn” and “Operation Iraqi Freedom” both have a certain cumbersome, bombastic ring to them, I think we can do better — here’s a list of 10 Even More Grandiose Names For The Iraq War, and feel free leave your own in the comments:
1. Operation Victory Mountain
2. Operation Dragonwin!
3. Operation Celebrity Iraqi Freedom
4. Operation Totally Brand New Era
5. Operation GEORGE BUSH’S MISTAKE!!!!1!!!!! [STANDING OVATION]
6. Operation Unbearable Lightness of Being
7. Operation Iraq War: SVU
8. Operation Lexus December to Remember Sales Event
9. Operation Hurt Locker Without The Bad Parts
10. Operation. Just, The Game Operation. Remember That? Aren’t We Slightly Happier Now?
Others? Comment away.
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