This week’s hero citizen award goes to a Massachusetts granny who took the law in to her own arthritic hands and attempted to thwart a convenience store burglar with nothing more than a price scanner and presumably a pocket full of Werther’s Originals:
Most people in this situation would have ducked behind the display of Ring Dings and crummy $5 DVD’s until things blew over, but not this Bridge Club version of DeNiro in Taxi Driver. This woman’s unflinching badassery should be an example to us all. Malden Police Department, recruit this hero. At least do it so we can get a real life version of this movie (after the jump):
(Only $5 at your local 7-11)
