Before we begin, we would just like to take the time to thank The Insider for hiring Niecy Nash as one of their main correspondents. She is above and beyond funny and likable, and we’re happy she’s got a regular home on our televisions.
That being said: How cruel of you, The Insider, to send our beloved Niecy into the woven lair of clothes hoarder and walking case of the sads Lindsay Lohan, who could build a red-soled guest house out of the spare Louboutins she has laying around. The show wants you to believe that Lindsay Lohan is a real life hoarder. We’ll tell you how we know she ISN’T: Niecy did not find a single flat cat or flat rat under any of her many boxes. Flat cats = call A&E. No flat cats = She’s spoiled and probably high and too lazy to clean.
And to imagine: All those clothes laying around and Lindsay couldn’t even put a pair of pants on. Lindsay should donate these items to charity ASAP, if only for the hilarious reenactment of one of our favorite scenes in Coming to America… “Let them wear our princely robes…”
