- Avatar has officially passed up Titanic to become the highest-grossing film in domestic box office history after already setting a new international box office record last week. The film is slated to break baseball’s all-time home run record sometime next week.
- Mo’Nique will host Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All-Star Comedy Jam, a standup special on Showtime. Seems like the logical career progression – “Daughter raped and impregnated by father movie” followed by “Laughin’ it up with Shaq!”
- A Giacometti statue sold for an absurd, all-time record $104.3 million at a Sotheby’s auction Wednesday. If you’re not familiar with Giacometti, it’s an art term meaning “made of heroin.”
- Ever wonder what to do when a vampire approaches your house? Don’t worry, they’re more scared of you than you are of them.
- And finally, no Lost season would be complete without revisiting the ol’ “Who Would You Rather” question…
