That’s The Top Google Result For “Biblically”?

This morning, I Googled the word “Biblically” to double-check the spelling, and got these results:

As you may or may not expect, the top Google result for “biblically” is a question about whether or not oral sex is biblically wrong within a Christian marriage. The second Google result? The definition of the word “biblically”.

When people hear a religious word, they apparently ask these two questions, in order:

1. How are my genitals affected?
2. What does the word mean?