Art Imitates Candyland: The Jellybean Queen Elizabeth

Prior to like, 1900, this guy would’ve been hanged for treason. Or at least beaten to death with the bible for some reason. Also, the dude may or may not secretly be Michael Lohan:

Dude, there’s easier ways to get on the internet than by constructing a giant, intricate Queen Elizabeth portrait out of jellybeans. For one, you could just write random dumb jokes about people who construct Queen Elizabeth portraits out of jellybeans. Or, I don’t know, be a cat.