Our beloved Golden God Ryan Seacrest has delivered yet another omnipresent to America: He’s started his own television production company. First up? Embalming Yourself the 24K Way. Sorry, we meant to say The Unhealthiest City in America, a show which visits a town where airbags aren’t necessary, where people are big but their hearts are bigger (literally their hearts along are probably 18-20 lbs.), where going grocery shopping entails backing up the Pop Tart truck to unload in one’s garage. In other words, it’s a place I’d like to visit, mainly for their sure to be addictively good cuisine.
But leave it to Ryan, a man this town would consider appetizer sized, and his crew to try to ruin all the trans-fatty-fun and get these people back into fighting shape. Sadly, Ryan isn’t the host of this show — it’s British celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. And really, the only reason we’re going to watch this show is to see who will win: Jamie, or the angry locals who chase him around town with a wooden mallet and breading. 1:28 alone of the following trailer will have us tuning in.
Now, if we could only get a speech impediment expert to help out Jamie Oliver, maybe we’d be able to watch him for more than 8 consecutive seconds…
