In a development that no one with a most rudimentary understanding of pornography could have foreseen coming light years away, an Avatar-themed porno is in the works, via the same topical geniuses who brought us the Twilight porn.
The film has been disappointingly titled “This Ain’t Avatar XXX”, but I’m confident we can do better. In the grand tradition of terrible pun titles — as essential an element of porn movies as the d*cks themselves — here are 8 possible titles for the inevitable Avatar porno:
1. Blew Men
2. F*ck That Planet
3. James Hammerin’s Latest Release
4. Mandora
5. Slam That Box Office
6. Man Vs. Wild (P*ssy)
7. You’re Not In Candace Anymore
8. Fellash’ Navi-dad
Avatar porn titles? Leave ‘em in the comments (bearing in mind, WordPress tends to automatically asterisk anything too swear-y. Gotta be creative)
