- Conan O’Brien is close to signing a $40 million deal to walk away from the Tonight Show. I’m starting to think — and bear with me here, it might sound totally crazy — that NBC really screwed up. I don’t know, I’m just throwing some wild theories out there.
- Barack Obama’s State Of The Union Address has been set for January 27th, thus sparing the president some violent impeachment protests from rabid Lost fans.
- A group of hackers in Russia tinkered with an electronic roadside billboard to have it display hardcore pornography. Frankly, Japan’s a little jealous that Russia beat them to this ridiculous tech-and-porn related internet story.
- NFL Championship Weekend will be the Saints vs. the Vikings and the Colts vs. the Jets with the Super Bowl hanging in the balance. C’mon Saints… I’m sure every sportswriter in the country has their “New Orleans has fallen on tough times lately…” column rarin’ to go and their fingers on their ‘enter’ buttons…
- Country singer Carl Smith, the former husband of June Carter Cash, has died at the age of 82. I’ll bet a bunch of my Facebook friends will randomly be fans of his today.
