Conan Puts The Tonight Show On Craigslist

Last night, Conan O’Brien announced he was putting the Tonight Show up for grabs on Craigslist:

Anyone who wants a talk show for at least a couple days, better act fast! Unfortunately, given NBC’s recent transpirings, the Tonight Show brand is now essentially worthless. If I’m shelling out any money on Craigslist, it’s gonna be for something more reliable, like a bedbug-ridden Wal-Mart futon or sex with eight dudes on a bedbug ridden Wal-Mart futon.