Little known fact – Kim Kardashian’s new perfume ad is identical to Kim Kardashian’s ad for Becoming a Sluttily-Photoshopped Catherine Zeta-Jones:
It’s not entirely clear whether or not her fragrance will literally turn you into a sluttily-Photoshopped Catherine Zeta-Jones, but I’m assuming that’s what the ad wants you to believe, like how ads for beer make you equate their product with sex or how commercials for alarm systems make you equate their product with sex. It’s called subliminal adversexsex.
Just do not get me started on the perfume’s ass and how totally big it is.
