Well, the only — ONLY — thing that is on my personal Bucket List has now been completed by the most boring man in tennis, Andy Roddick. Indeed, Andy Roddick has now gently cupped the ass of a koala bear, as the above photo would seem to indicate. He did so while at the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary in Brisbane, Australia.
Just how serious am I about wanting to hug a koala’s ass? This is one of three photos taken of me at the San Diego Zoo this summer. I’m very serious, people. (Note that said koala is stuffed and unfeeling.)
On the plus side, Roddick’s koala is clearly just as bored with him as is our entire country:
Koala fans might want to click through the below gallery.
