You would never think that something as ordinary as a cat learning how to make in a toilet could absolutely change people’s lives. Well, you’d be wrong. That’s because, according to this video, cats learning how to pee and crap in a toilet can actually bring immense joy into your lives — for God’s sake, you’ll be jumping for it!

While the cat in the video never actually pinches out a tiny catloaf — he’s camera shy — we can attest to the joy a crapping cat brings out in even the most cynical of viewers. This video played at a wedding I once had in a dream. And if you’ve never seen a cat concentrate before, check out Mischa The Toilet Trained Cat, whose face is either focused on balancing or curing cancer.

ps Dear Cameraman: Do you have no dignity, sir? Clearly, you don’t.