- A new book reveals a passionate but short affair between Jacqueline Kennedy and Marlon Brando, where they spent the night together, until Jackie threw him out of the house after waking up to a starving Brando dining on a giant succulent ham hock in bed. (reportedly)
- The World’s Most Sympathetic Judge has blocked the release of Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle’s sex tape. Surprisingly, no peens are involved; it just features a doctor injecting her vagina with botox.
- Remember Perez Hilton’s “Leave Perez Alone” short film that debuted at the “Get What’s Deserved Film Festival” earlier this week? Clueless actor Breckin Meyer — who hasn’t aged a day — has made a response video, with a twist ending!
- If you haven’t yet seen the e-mails exchanged between South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and his latin lover mistress, we suggest you take a look. Not only because its about as passionate as any politician could possibly get, but also because Gov. Sanford likes the movie The Holiday. No wonder the ladies love him!
- Rosie O’Donnell is getting her own talk show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio. According to scientists, this show will be approximately 8 times as entertaining as The View with Whoopi.
